Horoscopes

I don’t believe in horoscopes. I just read them and forget about them and when it has passed, I check to see if they happened. Almost 99% didn’t. So, I’m placing it here in my weblog so we could check later on if any of it does happen, ok?

Aries in September
Are you signed up with a personal trainer? With planets accenting the body beautiful, you need to keep your energy levels up. Aggressive Mars is fuelling your drive, so channel it with a personal punchbag.

Hmm…I thought it said just “bag”….I channelled by buying another personal bag…hee hee hee!

Aries in October
As the solar eclipse herald a new start, you feel a relationship has to move on. Bright stars surrounding someone special bring a new aura of light into your lives. Buy two of everything – one each is good feng shui.

Oooo…someone special. Who could it be??? Anyway, if I buy two of everything, I’ll be broke by November!!!

Anyway, I’ll check back in here at the start of October to check if September worked out real and again in November to check if the October horoscope happens!

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