This morning, I heard about this ringtone on the radio that was developed in Japan that when listened to more frequently could actually increase a woman’s breast size! How about that? So, I Google’d it and here is what I found out.

Excerpts from Mainichi Daily News by Ryann Connell…

Hideto Tomabechi — who first made headlines in Japan almost a decade ago after he cured brainwashed members of the AUM Shinrikyo doomsday cult that unleashed deadly sarin gas on the Tokyo subway system — claims to have developed a tune for ring tones that promises to increase the breast measurements of those who listen to it.

And Tomabechi’s brainchild for better busts has boomed, with chest challenged chicks swarming to transfer data to their own phones.

“I listened to the tune for a week expecting all the time that I was being duped,” says Chieri Nakayama, a 19-year-old pin-up model, tells Shukan Gendai. “But, incredibly, my 87-centimeter bust grew to 89 centimeters! It was awesome!”

Read the entire article here.

Aahh…maybe there is hope for me! He he he!

Reminds me of the joke I heard when I was in highschool back home in Manila…

A woman went to an arbolaryo (herbalist…Karen, tama ba?) to ask for a way to have bigger breasts.

She was told to simply sing “Sa may bahay ang aming bati…” (for you non Pinoys, this is a very famous Filipino christmas song) everytime the clock strikes at noontime. So, everyday since she sang that song every 12 noon.

One day, she was riding a jeepney (Filipino mass transport) almost falling asleep. When she jumped up and asked the man sitting beside her of the time.

“A las dose na!” (it’s 12 o’clock) the man said.

“Ah, ganun ba?” (is that so?) “Sa may bahay ang aming bati. Merry Christmas na maluwalhati…” She started to sing quietly.

Then all of a sudden, she heard the man beside her, “Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! Jingle all the way…”

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