Are we really meant to be here?

I just finished watching Life After People on 4OD, Channel 4′s on-demand channel. It was recently aired here in the UK by Channel 4 but it had been long released in the USA. Apparently, there is even a DVD of it now. Anyhow, the documentary talks about how Earth would be if the entire human race is wiped out. It does not focus on why we have been erased from the face of the Earth so, please, no talk of “…if we don’t do this, that will happen…” or any other “or else” arguments. It just explored the “what if” scenario of a world without mankind.

Brooklyn Bridge
Eiffel Tower
(image source: screenshots from the Life After People video downloaded on 4OD)

What saddened me in watching this is that humanity will never be traceable after we are long gone. One could argue that if our ancestors have done so in the past by writing on walls and stones, how come we, the modern people, won’t be able to preserve what we have now and our knowledge of it? Well, it is all down to how and what we use to record these materials. Over time, they will disintegrate and decay. Even those ancient writings from the early civilisations will vanish without us maintaining it. It makes a good argument against archaeologists and discoverers that if you find something, just leave them be. Without modern man’s intervention, these artifacts would probably have a longer chance of survival than us trying to preserve them. But that would only prolong their existence. Inevitably, they will deteriorate and be gone. So, if mankind is to disappear, there will be no traces left behind.

London red phone booth
(image source: screenshot from the Life After People video downloaded on 4OD)

This begs the question of are we really meant to be here? If we have no means or capacity to leave any evidence of our existence (as that documentary had shown), then should we be here in the first place?

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Message from the Queen

To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II

HRH Queen Elizabeth II
(image source: Flickr, HM Queen Elizabeth II by ceebee23)

In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas, which she does not fancy).

Your new Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections.

Congress and the Senate will be disbanded.

A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

(You should look up ‘revocation’ in the Oxford English Dictionary)

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I want to be slim again!

Spring is upon us and summer is lurking around the corner. Time to tuck away those thick and heavy winter coats and bring out your summer wear. Personally, I also take the opportunity to go through my wardrobe and chuck out those that I really don’t see myself wearing anymore either because they are out-of-style or, on a much rather sadder note, they don’t fit me anymore.

When I was growing up, I was really skinny. My friends even teased that I don’t get wet when it rains because the drops will totally miss me. When I first came to Europe in 1996, I was really thin. Well, not really a size 0 but close. My tummy was flat and clothes hung on me like they were on a hanger. When I go shopping then, I would pick between UK size 6 and 8.

Those days are gone for me. Now, I dream of fitting into a size 8 again. I have ‘expanded’ and possibly, to my horror, still growing. It displeases me and I find myself disgusted everytime I look into the mirror. I feel bloated all the time and more often than usual, I would get the unfortunate tummy problems. I do ask myself if it has something to do with what I eat but as far as I’m concerned, my diet has not changed since I left Manila. Perhaps it is the environment in Manila – with all the pollution – that helped me stayed slim. And now that I am living in a country where pollution is relatively lower, then my real body emerges. Or, it could be that I have a digestive disorder. Truth is, I really don’t know but I’m willing to give anything a try to help me size down.

Well, I’m not about to sniff cars’ exhausts as that would poison me rather then make me thin but I’m willing to try natural, organic home remedies like Oxy Powder for Colon Cleansing. According to their website, if your digestive system is unclean, then it could cause weight problems and bloating. A lot of the testimonials have also mentioned that their skin had also improved after taking Oxy Powder. Maybe it could help me get rid of the pytiriasis rosea that I posted about sometime ago. So, I told myself that I would give it a try. To my delight, there is a UK distributor so, if you don’t mind, I’ll end this post now and place my order online.

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Excess luggage

Filipinos are infamous in the travel world for checking in boxes instead of suitcases and the almost always overpacking, which ends up either having to pay for excess luggage at the airport or leaving some stuff behind. This is why news of a Filipino family, based in Canada, I believe, leaving their baby at Vancouver International Airport left with me no surprise.

Parents board flight, forget toddler at airport
OTTAWA (AFP) – Tickets, check. Passports, check. Luggage, check. Baby … oops.

A family boarded a flight on Monday in westernmost Canada, and forgot their tot at the Vancouver international airport, media said Tuesday.

The 23-month-old boy’s family had just arrived in Canada from the Philippines, but they were forced to repack their overweight bags before catching a connecting flight to Winnipeg, causing them to run late.

In their sprint to the gate, the family became separated.

The boy’s father Jun Parreno, told local media he had thought his son was with his wife and the boy’s grandparents, who ran ahead. They thought the boy was with his dad.

On the plane, the family members were seated separately and so did not immediately realize they had left the child behind.

Sometime later, a security guard found the boy, who speaks no English, wandering near the departure gate, and Air Canada officials tracked down his shocked parents on the flight.

Because the boy was so young, he was not issued a boarding pass and would have sat on a parent’s lap during the flight, so airline personnel did not notice a passenger was missing.

According to the Vancouver Sun, airport security found a Tagalog-speaking Air Canada agent who looked after the child while his father flew 2,300 kilometers (1,400 miles) back to Vancouver to pick him up and then return to Winnipeg to rejoin the immigrant family on their first day in Canada.

The baby was kept in Air Canada’s offices and staff found him some toys, said local media.

“Air Canada took good care of him,” Parreno told the daily Winnipeg Free Press upon arrival. “I’m grateful.”

(News source: AFP; quoted from Yahoo! Oddly Enough)

Amusing…

Who am I?

I was tagged by Christine.

I AM … getting hungry while completing this tag post.

I WANT … so many things but I know I will not get them all.

I HAVE … a headache as I write this post.

I WISH … to see the earth from space before I die.

I HATE … ungrateful and inconsiderate people.

I FEAR … I’ll be renting forever.

I SEARCH … for the perfect pair of shoes.

I WONDER … if mass space travel will be a reality in my lifetime.

I REGRET … being too analytical sometimes.

I LOVE … to laugh.

I ALWAYS … try to give my best in whatever I do.

I AM NOT … always the one to introduce myself first.

I DANCE … to keep myself fit.

I SING … in my head all the time.

I CRY … even when it is not my birthday (gets? it’s my birthday and i’ll cry if i want to)

I WRITE … for this blog to keep my friends up-to-date.

I WON … tickets to Live 8 back in 2005.

I AM CONFUSED … at times with different things but I always try to make sense out of each one.

I NEED … to finish my ironing.

I SHOULD … get my ironing started.

THE LAST THOUGHT I GO TO SLEEP WITH IS … whatever I was watching on telly to help me to go sleep.

My turn, I tag Pia, Kala and Tanya.

Mayor Boris

Boris Johnson(image source: Flickr, Boris Banana by tom-mason.co.uk)

Boris Johnson beat Ken Livingstone for the London Mayoral race. It was a very close call with Ken falling short of around 140,000 votes only! The results also showed that no candidate had enough votes for a majority thus reflecting a really diverse London. Liberal Democrat’s Brian Paddick came third and Sian Berry of the Green Party finished on fourth.

Like the spread of the votes, the reactions from people are also mixed. But I believe that this is good because those people who have not voted for Boris will always be at the edge of their seats to make sure that he actually delivers all his promises even when deep down inside, they are just wanting him to fail. I just hope that the good turnout of voters will also turn into an active participation in making our lives better in the capital.

For now, Mayor Boris Johnson deserves our benefit-of-doubt.